I want to believe it’s all part of an elaborate Barlow scheme, but as the gals try to assure us time and time again, Lisa doesn’t have the energy - or brains - to pull off that level of conniving. Over at horse-girl haven, Lisa and Meredith gallop around and somehow make us watch that Fresh Wolf photoshoot footage again.
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Per Cosby logic, it’s not “mo’ money = mo’ problems” but “mo’ money = mo’ things = bigger heart.” I promised myself I would not cite any scripture out of context this week, so feel free to insert your preferred verse on selflessness or generosity here. She says most people have a family to attach to, but for the last 20 years, she’s just bonded with the pretty things in her closet. Like death-gone or Ponzi-scheme-prison-gone? Either way, some real ominous stuff, and I’m hoping for the sake of their kids, Whitney doesn’t girl-boss too close to the sun here.Ī quick break for a Nice & Neat Homes® infomercial! Mary decides to prove her innocence in the whole cult-leader thing by highlighting the scope of her Hoarders den.
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Whitney says she’s really bad with money and Justin is afraid because “he’s gonna be gone” and doesn’t want them to be in trouble. The time to sunset the old brand and start the Wild Rose reinvention was at least six episodes ago. If you just drained your savings and are prepping a million-dollar loan for even more rebrand stuff, you gotta get the brand architecture right. K.īack at the Rose household, Whitney is on some princess and the pea shit, except instead of mattresses, it’s 78 layers of Iris + Beau swag. Anyway, Jen insists Stu is not her business partner and expects to hear “a big fucking ‘I’m sorry, I’m a piece of shit’” from Lisa and Meredith when she is “proven innocent.” O. I don’t know who turned over the Ring-cam archives or who keeps editing it in but please stop - highlighting the fuckery of this country’s policing system through the perspective of Jen’s Black child is not the sympathy slam dunk you think it is! Absolutely sickening. Bravo has the audacity to show that damn Omar footage again and ENOUGH. Jen gives a detailed breakdown of the arrest that probably scores just slightly higher than Christine Quinn’s birth story on the reality television truth-o-meter. Shah that no, it doesn’t matter if you go to the D-List steakhouse or if the furs are borrowed or if you wear “ four-inch little brown Bebe heels” or if you dry-eye cry until the ol’ optic nerves are dusty nubbins - filming right now is a bad idea! And yet! Heather is the only one who picks up the phone without questions (um, there should have been questions), so Jen runs on over to slurp down some artichoke dip and gab about her criminal charges. You know there is a lawyer or five that explicitly told Ms. I neeeeeeed to see the scenes where Jen is advised to pull the plug on her Bravo contract. To no one’s surprise (except maybe legal professionals who don’t dabble in Housewives), it is Jennifer Shah. Do they ask someone to turn off their mics and slink away? No, they act normal and not guilty of federal crimes, screening the call (Lisa) and asking who it is (Heather). Ring ring ring Lisa and Heather get phone calls from unknown numbers. I don’t have the space (or the time to properly fact check), so I encourage y’all to Google “Is LifeVantage …” and let autofill take the wheel from there. All of it was thrown aside so I could spend the next 43 minutes researching Justin Rose’s T-shirt. Which explains how in the middle of everyone back in Utah debriefing the Vail saga, I skimmed past Lisa’s Whitney impression, Mary asking her grandpa-husband if “it’s a brown girl thing?” and Jennie losing it over Meredith’s PI on retainer. It’s the gift that keeps on giving even if it’s not necessarily what I wanted. Every episode, I go in thinking I know what’s on the menu, and every time, I emerge six hours later as a newly minted expert in Vail’s rental market or mandatory minimums or Gucci sweatsuit authenticity cues or - for the sake of this increasingly unsound metaphor - mirabelle plums.
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Not the 99-cent milk-chocolate Trader Joe’s situation, but like, the fancy bitch Bonne Maman one with all the weird flavor combos. Do Mormons observe advent? What about Mormons 2.0 or whatever Vida.0 Barlow’s on? Or how about the Pentecostal Church of Cosby & Closet? Because lately, I feel like this television program is an elaborate advent calendar.